Caution to Parents, Government Officials and people with dwarfism

I am writing this blog post today because I have been compelled too warn the public about a very serious threat to our household, local, national and worldwide security. No, I'm not talking about Islamic terrorist, nor am I talking about PETA. I am talking about the mutant hybrids known as, Flyseshomomonkie.
This dangerous breed of carnivorous animal are currently known to be invading Kansas and states surrounding it. They are notorious for swooping down upon their victims, picking them up and flying them to their nest. There are usually wicked witches in these dens, so one must take special care to always carry a water bottle with you, just in case of an abduction.
Some ways that you can protect yourself from abduction are:
-Carry monkey repellent.
-Stay away from areas dubbed: Haunted Woods.
-Get rid of you dog; They only attract them.
-Stay indoors.
Stay safe everyone, and dont forget to carry water bottles and monkey repellent when outdoors.
Only you, can stop this invasion.
-Didymus

A post because I can!

Well Hi-dee-do enternetsies!
I was just sitting here at my laptop trying to decided what to do, when it occurred to me I'm due for a new blog post! Yay!
As I was trying to come up with a topic to discuss, I noticed that to the upper left of the screen I said I would talk about Japanese stuff!
I have yet to do this!
SO! I will now :)
Today I will be talking about the days of the week!
They are pretty simple, and surprisingly somewhat similar to our English equivalent.
Monday= Getsuyobi
Tuesday= Kayobi
Wednesday= Suiyobi
Thursday= Mokuyobi
Friday= Kinyobi
Saturday= Doyobi
Sunday= Nichiyobi
What's really cool is the that the translations are as followed:
Moon Day
Fire Day
Water Day
Wood Day
Gold Day
Earth Day
Sun Day
You think we got some of our days of the week from the Asian cultures?
I dont know!
But from now on, I shall be referring to these days as such :)
Happy Kinyobi!
Ja Matta!