Thursday, March 29, 2012

My Rant on the Wonderful World of Dubstep

Womp womp womp womp!
eeeeeeeeeererereeeeeeeeeeee!
vaaaaaavavavavoooom!
Yes, you've probably heard this before.
One of the current fad's that are sweeping across the world right now as we speak.
Dubstep is basically what you get when you put an electric piano, a laptop and an acid tripping robot in the same room and tell him to recreate classical music.
Don't be hating, this is just what it sounds like to me!
Now, before you get your panties in a wad, I would like to express that I really do like dubstep and several other break off genres. In fact, I would venture to guess that I knew what dubstep was while you were still listening to pop music! This is why I hate it when people tell me I'm not a true dubstep fan because I'm not obsessed with Skrillex or have hear this song or that song. Come on people! This totally drives me cracray, and I've compiled a list of a couple key points that make me just a fan or more so than you people!
1) What separates me from the crowd of you "lovers" is the fact that I'm SUPER picky on my dubs.
I dont like the screeching or the one's that sound like a chainsaw and the electric screwdriver are duking it out back. I actually have to listen to music.
2) Another thing that separates me from you, is the fact that my itunes has more than just Skrillex, Deadmou5 and Daft Punk. I'm not saying that they are bad! On the contrary, I like them all a whole lot! But I also listen to other Dj's who's music is just a good or better!

But dont fret my pretties! Down below I will post a couple of amazing DJ's that deserve more recognition for their work!


Saturday, March 24, 2012

Beautiful People Aniversary Edition

Borris and Ren

Well, hellloooo!
As you may have noticed, I have been doing this wonderful thing called Beautiful People for the past couple of months. And turns out, this month is it's first birthday!
HAPPYBIRTHDAYYYY!!!!!!
Well, this go around, is all about a relationship between two characters of mine.
Now, I'm going to go with a friendship, because my FMC is still on the drawing board for my next book, but I know enough about my two MMC to do this on.
So, here we go!

1. Do they believe in anything that most people think is impossible?
Yes, they both believe in an after life, and second chances.
2. Are they strong, or the "damsel/knight in distress" sort?

They operate more on a, "You help me, I'll help you" ordeal. Even to call it a "Friendship" would be pushing it.  
3. Do they have a special place? (e.g. a corner in his/her bedroom, under a tree...)
Borris' apartment is where they hide out from the Reapers.
4. What occupation do they have, or plan on having?
Ren was an engineer on the Darwinist ship, Nightwing. But, he was murdered before he was able to depart. This is where Borris' job, a Reaper, comes in, and this is how they met.
5. Describe their current place of residence.
Right now they are on the plane between existences. Not on Earth, Heaven or Hell.  
6. Explain their last crisis. How had they changed when they came out of it?
Right now, I am planning their current crisis, so this will be determined.
7. If they could drive any kind of car they wanted, what would it be?
Definitally a Corvette. All my characters like Corvettes.
8. How do they deal with change?
Borris is very accepting of it. Ren, on the other hand, handles it very poorly.
9. If they had to amputate one body part, which one would they choose?
Borris would take away his tail. Ren, probably an ear or a finger.
10. What would their favorite be at the local coffee shop?
Borris would have an Americano, while Ren would have a French Vanilla Latte.

PART 2:
1. How did they meet?
After Ren had died, Borris had come down to take him to Judgement.
2. How do these two deal with conflict?
They usually just try and shout it out. Because Ren cant hurt Borris or vice versa.
3. Do they have a special song, phrase, item, or place?
Nope.
4. What kind of things do they like to do together?
They save people from witches.
5. Describe their relationship as a whole in 3 words, or less.
Useful, shallow and bitter.

Hope ya'll enjoyed that!
As usual, these pictures dont belong to me. I just found them off Deviant Art.
Happy Hunger Games!
May the odds ever be in your favour!
-Didymus

Friday, March 9, 2012

Bulimic Barbie (A College Paper)



Hello everyone!
I thought it would be neat if I posted one of the papers I've written for my college English class.
I have yet to get a grade back on this, but I thought I would be neat to share anyway!
Bulimia is a serious problem in America and around the world where anyone has the media at the tips of their fingers. If you are bulimic or anorexic, please go get help, because all your doing is slowly killing yourself to reach perfection that doesn't exist.
God made you beautiful just the way you are; never forget that.
-Didymus

Bulimic Barbie

            It’s Christmas Eve and your eight year old daughter is sitting, wide eyed on the floor by the Christmas tree. The fire is crackling in the fireplace and the scent of ham is floating around the room. You’re visiting with your parents on the couch as your little girl is rolling around on the floor with her beloved dog opening her presents.  

            The little girl lets out a scream of delight, “Its Kim!” She jumps off the ground and shows you her new Kim Kardashian Barbie doll.

            “It sure is,” you smile down at the girl and realize that the only reason she knows who Kim Kardashian is is because she’s seen you watch her show.

            Let’s fast forward a few years. Your little girl is now eighteen and you are sitting in a hospital waiting room. You stare up at the clock on the wall; It’s been two hours. It shouldn’t be taking this long, so why isn’t anybody out here telling you what’s going on? Why is it taking so long, what could be wrong?

            “Excuse me, ma’am?” a young doctor calls you from the desk. You jump out of your seat and join him within seconds. “What’s going on? When can I see my daughter? Is she alright?” you attack him with questions.

            “I’m so sorry to inform you, but your daughter has passed away.” You feel the floor fall out from underneath you. “Wha-what?” you stutter. “She passed away from malnourishment; we have reason to believe that she was bulimic.”

            For some people, this scenario seems a bit extreme. However this is a reality for the twenty-four million people who suffer from eating disorders in the US (2003). Anorexia, depriving one’s self of food, and Bulimia, A habitual circle of gorging and purging, are two of the most common eating disorders that plague our lives and country today. They are the byproducts of dissatisfaction for one’s figure. This dissatisfaction takes it roots in the media. This is why I believe that Barbie should not support the media by modeling their dolls off of celebrities.

            Even from an early age, children are exposed to all the media has to offer. Levine and Smolak refer to “the glorification of slenderness” where television programs feature actresses that are below average weight and whose characters are seen as happier and more desirable than the average weight characters (1996). Our children are taught the key to happiness is being skinny.

            You may be asking yourself, “What does this have to do with Barbie?” It is no big secret that Mattel has been partnering with several actors and actresses to make “Barbie’s friends”. These are very lucrative sales strategies for both parties. Mattel reels the fans of the actors and actresses into their bankroll by modeling their products after prominent media figures such as, Cher, Audrey Hepburn, Elizabeth Taylor and Marilyn Monroe. The producers get to benefit by bringing in the Barbie fans as an audience. This is a very good example of a “win-win” situation that clouds the judgment of Mattel’s marketing advisors as they begin to pay more attention to sales and less attention to the psychological damage that they are making on the very kids they are trying to reach.

            However, what happens to these young people when they get addicted to certain shows? They watch more TV. In a study conducted by Clark and Tiggermann, the results showed that girls that watched more than eight hours of television a week, showed greater signs of body dissatisfaction than girls who watched less (2007). That’s only two or three shows a day!

            Things could also get worse if Mattel chooses less than moral celebrities to model for them. A few weeks ago there was some controversy about the Kardashian Barbie. If Mattel were to have gone through with its plans to create Kim, Kloe and Kourtney, think of the audience that would be eventually sucked into their program. Do you want your little sister to feel like her body is less than adequate and that she needs to change herself to look like Kim?

            Some people will say that the real problem with Barbie is her unrealistic body. They will say that once Barbie is built to realistic proportions and an accurate body weight, it will fix the problem. This simply isn’t the case. Galia Slayen, an active voice in the “Get Real Barbie” campaign and previous anorexic, is quoted saying, “I’m not blaming Barbie [for my illness] — she’s one small factor, an environmental factor” (2011). Barbie is more like a doorway into the world of media “beauty” and self-hatred. What she advertises has a greater impact on young girls than her proportions ever did.

            Barbie is an iconic symbol around the world, and she has done a lot of good and given many people hope for their futures. She expresses the values of individuality, such as “follow your dreams” and inward beauty. To take away Barbie is to take away the childhood of millions of people around the world. But Mattel needs to have better control over their choices for models for theirs celebrity dolls. Barbie should not support shows that promote a dissatisfaction of body image to girls in the most vulnerable time of their lives. Don’t let this situation become a reality for your daughters, sisters, and nieces, but give them support to stand above the crowd with their confidence and their own beauty. Let their example be a light to those who are desperately trying to be “perfect”.

Friday, March 2, 2012

The Evils of Weight Loss


Weight Loss.
Yup, that's pretty much the New Year's Resolution that everyone sets on themselves.
And they usually fail measurably, only to turn around and reset that resolution for next year.
There are a few people out there who can actually accomplish this task, but most don't.
It's like a carousel of cellulite doom.
You get on the ride, AND YOU NEVER GET OFF!
This is one of the reasons why I think America is fat.
Because we have set this impossible expectation of beauty and attractiveness on ourselves and resolve to reach it. But, because it's impossible to reach, we ultimately fail.
I cant help but laugh at this amazing parallel this makes with our Christian walk!
"All have sinned and fallen short of the Glory of God."
#And the elderly readers close their eyes and say, 'Amen'.
I think that like being a Christan, our resolve shouldn't be to become "Perfect", but to become the best person we can be. To follow the wisdom of a healthy lifestyle and to steer clear of the foods that are just going to do horrible things to us.
IE: Soda, fried foods, breads, butter (Cough, cough, Paula Deen, cough), high fat content and manufactured foods.

If you stop killing yourself with a diet or eating fast food, get your "Ideal body weight" out of your mind, drop the "Thinspiration" and just live!
Eat right!
Exercise!
I promise that good works wont go unrewarded!
Love yourself and yourself will start to love you too!
-Didymus