Well Howdy

Hey whatsup your guys!?
It's been a while since I've written a post, so I thought I'd give you an update.
Update.
I really hate that word.
Lemme try again.
So I thought I'd letcha know what's crack-a-lacking in my life!
There we go!
MOVIES!!!
I've seen some good stuff lately like:
Outsourced:
This was a really funny, cute movie about a guy whose job was outsourced to India.
It places on a lot of Indian stereotypes and I found it quite amusing.
Some of the things you need to watch out for are:
There is a "Sex Scene" which, really didn't show any passion or actual love making or anything actually. It was just him and a girl in bed, with the covers...covering, looking at a book and kissing every now and then.

Star Dust:
This is a wonderful fantasy movie!
I thought it was really clever, and it inspired several elements in my own writing! :)
You just need to watch out for a little bit of nudity in this one, but when it comes down to it, they actually dont show anything!
Very very good, I totally recommend it!

Sweeney Todd:
This is a really good story and has a super amazing cast of actors. Like seriously, all of my favorite actors are in this one! It's craycray!
Now, you do need to watch out for the blood in this one...there is a lot of it.
And it is rated R, so, just be forewarned.
Still an amazing movie :)

Cookies, Lights, Trees and Graduation

This is probably my favorite time of year!
I know, I know, I say this about several times a year!
BUT!
This time in particular is my favorite time of year!
Do you want to know why!?
CHRISTMAS!!!
What was that?
Noooo, not the Winter Holiday nor the Winter Solstice.
CHRISTMAS!!!
This week has been so crazy awesome, I just cant even begin to explain!
My family finish putting up the lights on the house.

We also got the inside all decorated up.

AND
We decorated Cookies!!!!

My Zombie Cookies

More Zombies

Trees I took to work

Bells my mom decorated

Work hasn't been so crazy and next week is full of running around, shopping, partying with friends and even a road trip back up to Graham to see some family and more friends up there!
But, you know what really takes the cake for this Christmas Break???
I GRADUATED HIGHSCHOOL!!!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I was able to finish school a semester early and a GPA of 3.4!!!
Man, just look at all those exclamation marks!
I'm going to be a full time college student next semester with US History, English, Psychology and either Trig or Speech, I haven't decided yet.
I'm also looking into picking up another job, besides being a Sonic Carhop, just to earn some extra moolah!
And to add a big, ogre cherry on top of this whole post of awesomeness, I've have picked up my Nanowrimo again and plan to finish it next week!
HIZAHHHH!
-Didymus

Trials of a Troublesome Muse

Dearest Muse,
We have been together for a long time now. Eighteen years to be exact.
I've have been suspicious for a very long time now, but up until recently have I been certain that you are bipolar. Possibly even schizophrenic.
While you are extremely helpful and full of great advice, all the time, you have a dark side.
For instance, right now.
This is the last week of school for me, and I plan on finishing my Nanowrimo before New Years, starting Saturday.
However, you apparently have other plans for me.
Instead of helping me come up with great ideas for scenes or people or even creatures to push me past the 50k mark. You are inspiring my story for next year.
And you have great idea.
While your advice now will most definitely help me out in January, right now it is concerning me that you have lost interest in a story we have been working on for over a year now.
What is this? We are nearly done! You can give up on me now!
I sincerely hope you pull yourself together.
I cant finish my Nanowrimo without you, but if you force my hand, I will have to try anyway.
Just remember, the Inner Editor is lonely and would very much like some company in his little box.
Love,
Didymus

Caution to Parents, Government Officials and people with dwarfism

I am writing this blog post today because I have been compelled too warn the public about a very serious threat to our household, local, national and worldwide security. No, I'm not talking about Islamic terrorist, nor am I talking about PETA. I am talking about the mutant hybrids known as, Flyseshomomonkie.
This dangerous breed of carnivorous animal are currently known to be invading Kansas and states surrounding it. They are notorious for swooping down upon their victims, picking them up and flying them to their nest. There are usually wicked witches in these dens, so one must take special care to always carry a water bottle with you, just in case of an abduction.
Some ways that you can protect yourself from abduction are:
-Carry monkey repellent.
-Stay away from areas dubbed: Haunted Woods.
-Get rid of you dog; They only attract them.
-Stay indoors.
Stay safe everyone, and dont forget to carry water bottles and monkey repellent when outdoors.
Only you, can stop this invasion.
-Didymus

A post because I can!

Well Hi-dee-do enternetsies!
I was just sitting here at my laptop trying to decided what to do, when it occurred to me I'm due for a new blog post! Yay!
As I was trying to come up with a topic to discuss, I noticed that to the upper left of the screen I said I would talk about Japanese stuff!
I have yet to do this!
SO! I will now :)
Today I will be talking about the days of the week!
They are pretty simple, and surprisingly somewhat similar to our English equivalent.
Monday= Getsuyobi
Tuesday= Kayobi
Wednesday= Suiyobi
Thursday= Mokuyobi
Friday= Kinyobi
Saturday= Doyobi
Sunday= Nichiyobi
What's really cool is the that the translations are as followed:
Moon Day
Fire Day
Water Day
Wood Day
Gold Day
Earth Day
Sun Day
You think we got some of our days of the week from the Asian cultures?
I dont know!
But from now on, I shall be referring to these days as such :)
Happy Kinyobi!
Ja Matta!