I am writing this blog post today because I have been compelled too warn the public about a very serious threat to our household, local, national and worldwide security. No, I'm not talking about Islamic terrorist, nor am I talking about PETA. I am talking about the mutant hybrids known as, Flyseshomomonkie.
This dangerous breed of carnivorous animal are currently known to be invading Kansas and states surrounding it. They are notorious for swooping down upon their victims, picking them up and flying them to their nest. There are usually wicked witches in these dens, so one must take special care to always carry a water bottle with you, just in case of an abduction.
Some ways that you can protect yourself from abduction are:
-Carry monkey repellent.
-Stay away from areas dubbed: Haunted Woods.
-Get rid of you dog; They only attract them.
-Stay indoors.
Stay safe everyone, and dont forget to carry water bottles and monkey repellent when outdoors.
Only you, can stop this invasion.
-Didymus
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